How do I know this? Because at MIDNITE he scrunched himself into the entertainment center & then onto my digital cable box (got that visual??). He then proceeded to PISS directly ON the box killing it completely. Peed right on the motor & everything else inside of it because with all the little holes I could SEE it was saturated on the inside! The thing died on the spot. I then spent 45 minutes trying to get Comcast on the phone. No, back up, I had them on the phone, I was on hold. Every time I was kicked to a real person that real person would pick up & immediately hang up! At the 45 minute mark I had a real guy on the other end. He CLAIMS Comcast will be out by noon with a new reciever for me. I don't have much hope in that though. The last time I had a service call the guy showed up 3 hours late and made an excuse as to why he couldn't do his job. The real reason was that he was CLEARLY DRUNK & didn't want to climb the pole in the DARK while intoxicated. And yes I suggested to him that if he had been on time he'd be less drunk & working in daylight. I then reported him to Comcast and was given (WOOPDEEDOOOO) 3 free On Demand movies & a 20 dollar credit for my aggravation.
So cat piss & Comcast. Seems to make sense actually. Maybe Coco was sharing his opinion of Comcast with me.
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