Jersey Fish

B got fish that she named Sparkle & Spockle. We've decided they are Jersey fish. You know, "My new shirt has spockles all ova it."

Bridgetisms

...Bridget explaining how her pants slide down a bit too much while running..."It's a good thing there was no paparazzis' around! They would have got a real good picture of my butt & then EVERYONE would have seen it!"

Bridgetisms

Bridget: "How do you make ice cream? Oh I know, you need a frozen cow!"

Bridgetisms

"Mom, what happens if you have a hover-round and you have to go to the bathroom?"