It's June...

...In my head anyway. All I can think about is the beach. Water. Sand. Sun. Heat. Starbucks. Ooops. You know what I mean.  June (ish) hits & I need to be there. It's like yearly therapy. The girls are already asking when we're going.  My question is WHO is going.  Kiki wants to go, Tamica & her daughter & yesterday Mar asked me when we're going. I say the bigger the group the better! I can't wait.

I've been saying that my brain is long gone. Yesterday I had proof (as if it's ever really needed!).  We were hanging out with Mar and her son & in my head all day is that I have to go to work at 8.  I call Kiki because she's supposed to watch the kids & I remind her. There's this pause..."Work?   You don't have work." 

Me: "Yeah, I do at 8."

Kiki: "It's aholiday. A GOVERNMENT holiday. You work for the GOVERNMENT. I doubt your office is open,"

Me: "OMG. OMG. You're right."

Yeah. DEEDEEDEE. I needed to be told or else I would have shown up sunburned & cranky.

Speaking of sunburned & cranky. I had a census worker at my door the other day. That became funny & fast. I instantly was squinting (sun, you know..) to read her badge to see if I recognized her name (code for have I audited her lately). She tried telling me that my form was incomplete. Truth be told, it was. You don't NEED my kids birthdates. You don't. You just need to know they exist for a headcount. She copped I-work-for-the-gov. attitude with me. That was the point where I lied told her I recognized her name, that I worked in field opps admin & BTW, I know that she doesn't NEED & won't get in trouble for not securing birthdates. Her face then, was funny.  Funnier yet when she had to come back 5 minutes later to ask about my new neighbor.

BINGBONG (doorbell) I open the door and chuckled and said, :Do you need a proxy?"  (Another person to verify people in a neighboring home).

She was cute. Not.

Yeah. Beach.

I keep forgetting but here is my latest running playlist since a few of you have asked. (STEAL MUSIC KEV)

Tell Me (Remix) ~ Bobby Valentino

Why Don't You Love Me ~ Beyonce

Not Myself Tonight ~ Christina Aguilera

Starstruck ~ 3oh3

Uprising ~ Muse

Baby By Me ~ 50 Cent

Paparrazzi ~ Gaga

Rude Boy ~ Rihanna

Flesh for Fantasy ~ Billy Idol

Take It Off ~ Kesha

A Lil Bit ~ Drake

Bust A Move ~ Glee Cast

Nothing On You ~ BoB

Peep Show ~ 50 Cent

Tearin' Up My Heart ~ Nsync

Me & U ~ Cassie

Release Me ~ Agnes

Lil Freak ~ Usher & Nicki Manaj

OMG ~ Usher

Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have With Her Clothes On ~ Panic at the Disco

Hotel Room ~ Pitbull

Calle Ocho ~ Pitbull

Million Dollar Girl ~ Trina