Not The Typical Chicken Wing Story

There's a little story that ran locally last week that is still making me laugh.

Naked woman assaults firefighter, starts blaze while heating chicken wings, police say

BY DAVE SINGLETON STAFF WRITER


Published: Monday, April 20, 2009 Updated: Monday, April 20, 2009 5:24 PM EDT
SCRANTON — A city woman faces aggravated and simple assault charges for fighting with a firefighter who tried to get her to leave an apartment building where a fire had been reported, police said.Firefighter John Judge was attempting to clear people out of a smoky, second-floor apartment at 1540 Wyoming Ave. on Saturday about 10:30 p.m. when he was confronted by a naked Amanda Masker, 27, police said.When Mr. Judge told her to get clothes and get out, Ms. Masker cursed at him, pushed him and then struck him in the chest with her fists, police said. Mr. Judge escorted the struggling woman downstairs, where she was arrested by officers who were called to assist.According to police, the smoke was traced to the kitchen stove, where Ms. Masker had tried to heat up chicken wings but turned on the wrong burner.

The conversations that I have had with equally amused people about this. My first thought was that the woman was probably a million pounds because NO firefighter would be lucky enough to walk in on a naked model type. That's wished for but probably not too realistic right? Then I said to a friend who works in close proximity to the firefighter that I felt bad for the guy. He responded that it was all about perspective, leading me to think it may have been a GOOD night for those lucky (?) guys on duty.

Now let's get to the real issue. Who the hell cooks hot wings naked?? I mean really. Right after I dump oil into a pan & turn on the heat, my next thought is that I should drop my clothes.

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Huh?

Where the hell do these people come from?